limbo_pete

Awwwww

Tue, 01 Sep 2009 19:43:07 GMT

So Disney just bought Marvel.
Bow your heads as it passes, people.

Old Charlie stole the handle and the train it won't stop going

Tue, 16 Jun 2009 10:37:29 GMT

Today was...... unusual.
I was actually PRODUCTIVE :)
I ran a bunch of errands, up to and including a haircut (Which was NOT pure butchery this time)and then spent the rest of the day cleaning and doing laundry. Snuck in some D&D as well.
Don't know if any of you foolios have been keeping up with the news.... but if you have then you know there's a bunch of crazy shit going on.
North Korea is closer and closer to getting nukes (shudder) and in response they are getting sanctions shoved up their ass.
Iran is fuckin' nuts.
Obama is ACTUALLY TRYING TO GO THROUGH WITH UNIVERSAL HEALTH CARE OF SOME SORT.
Creationists have moved on Louisiana and (at long last) Texas.
Some Prehistoric bacteria that was frozen in ice has been revived, which I find particularly reminiscient of all things science-fiction-gone-wrong.
There was a gay pride festival in CHINA, and Maryland legalized gay marriage.
Domestic terrorists are gradually succeeding in their plans to eliminate late term abortion with another attack, this time killing a man and closing his clinic for good.
Holocaust Museum got shot up by a white supremacist, who himself was shot in the face and will be living to go on trial and then to prison to get pounded in the ass for the rest of his pathetic life.
..... and California is bankrupt.
Just to name a few.

What a world!

What's so funny about peace, love and understanding?

Sun, 14 Jun 2009 07:25:26 GMT

Stacey is out of town until Tuesday and i've just been sitting around in my underwear plotting campaigns for Dungeons and Dragons.
It's amazing how quickly a man can go feral.
Went to Michelle's graduation today and it was pretty neat. I arrived juuuuuuust in the nick of time and scooted into a magically vacant seat as the graduates filed in behind me. It was also NOT uncomfortably long, which was nice. Some douchy girls were pushing against the traffick as we were leaving, and as they came to me one said (in as rude/bitchy a tone as you can imagine) "Get out of my way I have a baby".
Pushing right into her, I casually turned my head and, without thinking about where I was or what I was doing, fired back a nice curt "fuck you". She stopped and looked aghast.
It was satisfying.

.....Why am I not asleep?
Son of a bitch this is a good song.

The biggest fish in the pond gets that way by never getting caught

Sat, 06 Jun 2009 07:12:07 GMT

Your results:
You are Will Riker

Will Riker		60%
An Expendable Character (Redshirt)		60%
Jean-Luc Picard		55%
Beverly Crusher		55%
Spock		52%
James T. Kirk (Captain)		50%
Leonard McCoy (Bones)		50%
Chekov		50%
Worf		50%
Deanna Troi		40%
Data		38%
Uhura		35%
Mr. Sulu		30%
Mr. Scott		25%
Geordi LaForge		20%

At times you are self-centered
but you have many friends.
You love many women, but the right
woman could get you to settle down.

Click here to take the "Which Star Trek character are you?" quiz...

Hmm. I'm tied between Riker and a red-shirted ensign.
And this was the SECOND time I did it- first time I got Spock, which was even more bizarre.

Man I love Star Trek.

My love is a racehhorse I play her to win

Fri, 01 May 2009 21:20:45 GMT

Fuckin' fuck.
I got shafted something like $300 by the mighty penis of the IRS.
Bastards.

Call me Ishmael.....

Fri, 24 Apr 2009 18:58:44 GMT

So I moved again.
Stacey and I got a really sweet apartment that is quite conveniently located directly next door to my work.
So you people should come over sometime and play Risk with us.
Or Scrabble.
Risk or Scrabble.

Oh yeah! Yesterday at work a lady with a dalmatian came in and bought some buttermilk...... and it wasn't until after she left that we realized her dog had taken a righteous dump on the floor next to the dairy cooler.

RiDONKulous.

Twirlingtwirlingtwirling

Thu, 19 Mar 2009 15:54:16 GMT

Shits been weird.
Reeeeeeeeally weird.

I don't normally (or ever, really) post about my actual personal life, but some things of note have occurred.
1)I actually managed to get a girlfriend. You had your chance Other Ladies. The Jake ship has sailed!
2)Massive falling out with friend/ex girlfriend/roommate who disagreed philosophically with my romantic life (AKA crazy psycho hose beast- see the movie "Wayne's World" for a greeeeeat example of this type of behavior.)
3)Moved from house 1 block away from work to goddamn west Eugene.
4)Granted super powers by strange meteorite. Now a caped crusader.

Yep.

Sticks and stones and weed and bones

Wed, 11 Feb 2009 21:39:19 GMT

SIckness gnaaaaaaaaaws at my soul.
Fuck this shit.
I applied for a job teaching graffiti after school in Springfield. I don't have much hope, but you never know. The pay is 25 dollars an hour.
Sweet, eh?
All in all things are pretty swell.
Usually it's times like this that some calamaty falls on my head.

Hey everyone guess what?

Wed, 21 Jan 2009 23:26:12 GMT

In case you've been living in a cave, on Mars, with your fingers in your ears.....

George W. Bush is no longer the President.
And Barack Obama IS.

It's a GREAT success : )

I'm not about to blow it now for all the cows

Thu, 15 Jan 2009 06:04:26 GMT

Right.
So I stepped on/stomped my fucking foot into an X-Acto knife the other day.
They're not kidding around.
Those fuckers are SHARP.
Luckily it had to pass cleanly through the nail on my big toe before burrying itself into the second toe or I probably would have lost the tip.
Then it bled all over the place. It looked like I had slaughtered a hog in the bathroom. Well, maybe not a hog. Perhaps a large rodent. All I know is that it was a lot of blood for one damn toe. This was two days ago and it still hasn't closed up all the way.
Probably should have gotten stitches.
Meh.

Here comes the razor's edge

Sun, 11 Jan 2009 06:55:09 GMT

It had to happen sometime, folks.
Yep.
I got my hair cut.
It's not actualy quite done, though, because I felt "Debra" was on the verge of totally fucking it up so I told her it was fine with the goal of coming back tomorrow and having some one more competent do the layering and whatnot.
I fucking hate haircuts.
If I was to go to a hell of some sort when I die it would have, amongst the various other indignities, and endless barrage of haircuts.

Don't give up until you drink from the silver cup and ride that highway in the sky

Thu, 08 Jan 2009 21:54:26 GMT

I think that America has got to be one of the most sorely underated bands in comparison to how great they actually are.
I just listened to the song "Lonely People" like 6 times in a row.
SOOOOO good.
In other news I am gettin' some more INK done this month. I have decided, at great length, to forgo the long planned squid versus whale on my chest and replace it with something I feel is far better.
But you're all just gonna have to wait and see.......

..... and Rocky Marciano has knocked out Jeeeeersey Joe Walcott!

Thu, 08 Jan 2009 08:25:40 GMT

Hmm.
Something funny just happened.
I was sitting on the couch reading an Asaac Asimov novel (Nightfall- which I highly reccomend) when there cam a knock upon the door. It was someone I had never seen before, but I opened the door anyway and the guy said:
"Hey. So, i'm one of your neighbors over here (jerks thumb at apartment complex) and I was going by and I saw someone trying to break into cars in your driveway.
"Uh.... alright"
I glanced nervously at Cailins car.
"Don't worry, though, I took care of it"
At this point he held up his hands to reveal the kind of mangled knuckles you can only get from punching another person in the face.
"Holy shit!"
"So could I sit down here and maybe drink my beer?"
"....??? Uh, no. I'm going now."
Then I shut the door and watched him through the window until he was out of sight.
Frickin' weirdness.

Dang me dang me they oughta get a rope and hang me.....

Thu, 01 Jan 2009 09:33:17 GMT

High up on the highest treeeeeeeeee
Woman would you weep for me?

Happy new year, folks.
I just found out that the cdesignproponentists have been on the move again. They got an anti-evolution bill passed in Louisiana.
*sigh*
It never ceases to amaze me how far people will go to undermine education.
Anyway, good night and good luck.

I'm a man with conversation skills. I'm a man with hundred dollar bills.

Mon, 08 Dec 2008 11:40:40 GMT

I just had a dream that I was a CSI.
We were examining a corpse that had it's arms and legs chopped off.
Weirdness.

Somewhere on a desert highway...... she rides a Harley Davidson...

Wed, 19 Nov 2008 11:28:31 GMT

I recently saw the movie "Rachel Getting Married" and must say that it is one of the better movies i've seen in quite some time.
Things have been weird lately.
I think almost everyone I know has been pissed off at me, for various things (some completely my fault, others not so much) over the last couple weeks. I'm sick of this. It's gotten silly.
Guess I should stop being retarded, first and foremost : )
Bah.

And I miss you i'm going back home to the west coast

Fri, 14 Nov 2008 11:36:40 GMT

Just got back from a great random night trip to the coast. It was windy and foul and most excellent.
Something strange (and that's saying something) happened to me at work today. This is the conversation between myself and a regular:
Regular: "Hey man....... could you do me a favor?"
Me: " Uh... maybe. Whadda ya need?"
Regular: "Could you leave the garbage can alone?"
Me: ".......Huh?"
Regular: *wry grin* "The one over here. It's says LK. Just leave it alone."
Me: "What garbage can? What are you talking about?"
Reagular: "Look- I don't want to get in the middle of anything. Just leave it alone."
Me: *flabbergasted* "What?!?"
Regular: *throws up hands and grins as he starts walking out* "Just...... just leave it alone, man....."
Me: "I honestly have no idea what you are talking about."
Regular: *Shakes head and walks away*

There is NO FUCKING GARBAGE CAN OUTSIDE.
What in the HOLY FUCK was that guy talking about?
Funny enough, my first instinct as to what the shit he was talking about is probably correct- and it pisses me the fuck off. See, "LK" is (I suppose) a "crew" that tags around town, which I just happen to know because i've seen their shitty scribblings. What I THINK happened is someone must have crossed them off a fucking GARBAGE CAN somewhere nearby that they tag (and therfore approximate to be theirs) and for some ungodly reason they think it was me. AND THEN they have the chuuuuuuuuutzpa to send in one of their fucking friends to make what were (in retrospect) vieled threats of some sort. What I seriously doubt these fools realize is that A) They are retarded, B) They have made a mistake, C) I am the wrong person to make this mistake with. This is Eugene goddamn Oregon. This shitty "Turf" b.s. is something I escaped when I was young and i'll be daaaaamned if if some punks are going to hassle me, let alone at my JOB.
I just really hate it when people try to intimidate me.
I swear to god I will make these fuckers eat their organs if they come to my work and fuck with me over a garbage can, let alone one I didn't even do anything to in the first place.

In other news my ham-star has taken ill.
It is worrysome at her advanced age.

Woke up this mornin'...... had them Statesboro blues......

Tue, 11 Nov 2008 03:28:13 GMT

The last few days have been straaaaaaaange.
I went to Toy's R Us today, at the prompting of Haleyfarr, and picked up a check that turned out to be for roughly 300 dollars.
It was pretty sweet.

Yep

Wed, 05 Nov 2008 21:30:50 GMT

Great success.
I know everyone got pretty sick of the whole "yes we can" thing but this proves it:
We ACTUALLY CAN.
We elected a black man to the Presidency of a country that just four decades ago wouldn't let him ride on the front of a city bus. There are still lot's and lot's of people out there that still want it to be that way BUT WE BEAT THEM. We FUCKING BEAT THEM.
This is a triumph of the very principles our country was founded on. They are not dead, people, we are not TOTALLY fucked, and we do not have to perish from the Earth : )

Ha HA!!!!!!

Sat, 11 Oct 2008 02:04:18 GMT

So.
Gov. Sarah Palin has been formally found in violation of the Public Trust.
Check and MATE.

And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts

Wed, 08 Oct 2008 15:39:52 GMT

And I looked and behold, a pale horse
And it's name it said on him was Death
And Hell followed with him.

Now, as an agnostic atheist, the Bible (or any religious book) holds no special meaning for me. I do, however, really appreciate it from a literary point of view. What I mean is that it does, at the very least, contain some really cool stuff.

Anyhoo, if you foolios didn't catch the P-rizzle debate smack-down I suggest you Youtube it right quick. I reccomend the channel "votersthink.org".
It was really good.
There was one particularly golden (or not-so-golden) moment when McCain reffered to Obama as "That one!"
I do believe that I am coming to realize Obama could ACTUALLY BE THE FRIGGIN PRESIDENT.
Seriously.
A BLACK man.
I dunno. I guess I never worked up any reeeeeeal hope until now. I mean, i've wanted (badly) for him to win this whole time, and have been decided on voting for him for some months, but the cynical part of my brain just NEW he's never make it this far. Who the hell actually expected him to pull it off?
But he's FUCKING WINNING MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!
WOOOOOOOOOOYEAH!!!!!

In other news, lot's of stuff has happened which I will not be posting about at this time, largely because I have not posted in so long that i've forgotten a number of the interesting things that have happened to me.

I suck at remembering my own life.

Can I tell it like it is?

Fri, 05 Sep 2008 05:38:18 GMT

Today a crazy woman came into the store and it was all I could do to hide my revulsion at her THICK, FULL MUSTACHE.
It was GNARLY.
And she was muttering and gibbering to herself the whole time.
Buuuuuuuuh.

You're poison...... poison running through my veins.....

Wed, 03 Sep 2008 05:42:56 GMT

Uh..... hmmmmm...... let's see..... what's been going on recently....
Another birthday came and went.
Hopefully next year goes a wee bit better.
But we made up for it on Saturday with a raging house warming party. It got pretty out of control. Some random-ass dude was, apparently, trying to cut coke lines on a mirror.
No dice.
But all in all a great success. Everyone had fun, most everyone danced up a storm, and only a couple people puked. Well, like 5 people puked.
No more than 7 people puked.
Oh!
So I started my new job at the mom-and-pop convenient store by my house. I open on the weekends.
It's basically the best thing that's ever happened to me.
I had a really epic moment were I realized I had been sitting on my stool, eating muffins, reading the newspaper and blaring Alice Copper for 45 minutes and not a single customer had come through. And, when they do come in they are usually A) a regular and B) totally crazy. I really enjoy dealing with all the crazy people.
I finally got around to reading "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas".
It reminded me of certain family members.

Massive gorilla........ put down that chew toy and take a break.....

Thu, 21 Aug 2008 21:22:46 GMT

Tomorrow is my lastlastlastlast VERY FUCKING LAST time unloading trucks for Toys R Us. I'm still going to be working there a couple days a week- at least until I can pull a couple more shifts at the market- but NO MORE FUCKING TRUCKS. My spine can't take it anymore.
Hooray!

Walk like an Egyptian...

Thu, 21 Aug 2008 08:40:04 GMT

Damn and blast.
I have a poooooooounding headache.
Also: I turn 22 on Monday.
I hope I get lots of art supplies.....